“A great relationship requires two main things. First, is to find out the similarities and second, is to respect the differences.” —(via stevenrosas)
After working in the sun for just over three hours, you may now call me the Lobster-backed Wonder of Northern California.
He also said “my back is redder than a Red Lobster filled with fire-breathing commie gingers waving matador capes”
poor thing. :c (secretly giggling and chuckling to myself)